Kelly StoneJan 5, 20203 minI can't NOT say Something! Okay, so you’re saying "the role of the river changed"...because human intervention changed the environment.
Kelly StoneMay 6, 20191 minLet's Get It StartedYes, it's January 15th, and yes, I'm 15 days behind in what I said I was going to do. I even said it publicly, in a room full of people,...
Kelly StoneDec 3, 20182 minPutting it out thereThere's so much behind that phrase--puttin' it out there--that I got to thinking about all the meanings behind it. Most people, I think...
Kelly StoneNov 25, 20184 minIsn't that cute?The following blog is transcribed from my little black book that I carry around with me to write my thoughts. Almost all of my blogs are...
Kelly StoneNov 18, 20185 minPolish Cannibal Mermaid Musical Porn(& other brain candy I saw at The Lost River Film Fest) Y'all. Y'ALL!!! I seriously saw one of the weirdest movies I ever did see...
Kelly StoneAug 14, 20189 minThis is FortyI’m writing, and that’s what’s important. I have put it off and put it off and put it off, and the thing that plagues me incessantly is...
Kelly StoneDec 8, 20173 minIf the shoe fits...I woke up in Philadelphia the other morning. I awoke in a bedroom where my friend, Cecilia, gave birth to her sweet daughter, Zella. I...
Kelly SoneApr 16, 20174 minI Read this Blog to my friend on the phone, and she said it's good, so... PUSSY POWER!It’s been 11 weeks. I’ve missed 11 Sundays of blogging, and every single week it makes me feel worse about myself that I’m not living up...
Kelly StoneFeb 5, 20172 minCheck, Check, Nope...fail, CheckDID YOU EVEN NOTICE THAT I MISSED LAST WEEK? I didn't write a blog at all, and no one noticed or said anything if they did notice. I...
Kelly StoneJan 22, 20173 min#WhyIMarchI’m still coming down from my protest high and really thinking about how crazy it is that these winds...they are a changin’! Here in...
Kelly StoneJan 16, 20173 minMom-Sucking VirusI remember this old commercial where a whole family gets sick but they’re quickly healed when Mom saves them all with the magic of...
Kelly StoneJan 8, 20173 minWarning: This Post is "Gay"I’m listening to Casey Kasem’s American Top 40 Year-End Countdown (Part 2 of the Top 100 hits of 1987) as I ride in the car alongside my...
Kelly StoneJan 2, 20177 minThis Little Blight o' MineOkay. It's 10:54 pm on Jan 1, 2017, and I am just STARTING my first blog post in honor of my New Year's Resolution to create more...
Kelly StoneAug 30, 20166 minDear Facebook, REALLY?!!?!I'm becoming accustomed to the way it works, Facebook. When I try to check the app on my iPhone and am suddenly forced to login, I know...
Kelly StoneMay 25, 20143 minDude! I'm Not a Bro, Man!I wore a helmet for Mardi Gras this year in New Orleans. It was an idea that sparked while walking through my friend’s yard when I...
Kelly StoneMay 18, 20142 minThe Laundry ListIt’s been a minute since I’ve written a Martian Mommy column—almost three weeks, I believe. The fact is that it is no one’s fault but my...
Kelly StoneApr 27, 20143 minI Heart ComedyHoly cow! April is *maybe* the best month for comedy in all of central Texas—maybe even in all of the Magnited States of America. It’s...
Kelly StoneApr 20, 20142 minCosmic ConnectionsNOTE: This was a rewrite of the "Weed Always Remember" post because my editor was highly offended about the bible paper smoking. This...
Kelly StoneApr 20, 20143 minWeed Always RememberThis week has been a cosmically crazy week. We had the lunar eclipse, which was also a special “bloodmoon” that brought forth feelings of...
Kelly StoneApr 13, 20144 minRiver YogaIt’s time to start getting in shape for swimsuit season, and there’s no better way than my proven workout routine called Floating Solo*....
