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May 6, 2019

Yes, it's January 15th, and yes, I'm 15 days behind in what I said I was going to do. I even said it publicly, in a room full of people, that I was going to start doing this on Jan 1. Alas, I did not. 

December 3, 2018

There's so much behind that phrase--puttin' it out there--that I got to thinking about all the meanings behind it.

Most people, I think will usually conjour a mental image of a sexually liberated/slutty person or someone showing a lot of skin or whatever. They're real...

November 25, 2018

The following blog is transcribed from my little black book that I carry around with me to write my thoughts. Almost all of my blogs are transcribed from this book, but this is the first time I'm acknowledging my process to you, the readers.

Last night, I was sitting...

November 18, 2018

(& other brain candy I saw at The Lost River Film Fest)

Y'all.
Y'ALL!!!
I seriously saw one of the weirdest movies I ever did see during this year's Lost River Film Fest. 

Full disclosure: Cinema Club provided me with a press pass this year (and last year), so I'm w...

August 14, 2018

I’m writing, and that’s what’s important. I have put it off and put it off and put it off, and the thing that plagues me incessantly is that I just don’t write enough. I absolutely LOVE writing, and I truly feel as though I will be unfulfilled as a person until I becom...

December 8, 2017

I woke up in Philadelphia the other morning. I awoke in a bedroom where my friend, Cecilia, gave birth to her sweet daughter, Zella. I felt all the strong energy and warm love surrounding me with gooey vibes of positivity, and I puffed up my breast with all that wonder...

April 16, 2017

It’s been 11 weeks. I’ve missed 11 Sundays of blogging, and every single week it makes me feel worse about myself that I’m not living up to my potential, my goals, my COMMITMENTS!

Also, I should tell you now that the “t” key on my keyboard is sticky and acting all mad a...

February 5, 2017

DID YOU EVEN NOTICE THAT I MISSED LAST WEEK? I didn't write a blog at all, and no one noticed or said anything if they did notice. I failed in my first month of my New Year's Resolution to write my blog  each week. I failed on the first day of the lunar new year. And N...

January 22, 2017

I’m still coming down from my protest high and really thinking about how crazy it is that these winds...they are a changin’! Here in Texas, the winds are almost 50mph today. Speaking of windy…

I met Wendy Davis yesterday! #brag #butsrsly I’ve been talking about right-...

January 16, 2017

I remember this old commercial where a whole family gets sick but they’re quickly healed when Mom saves them all with the magic of Robitussin. Mom has the kids as well as dad waiting in the hallway and calls them each into a bedroom one-by-one as she says “Neeeext” and...

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